Redditor OB1FBM went to one of the largest Magic: The Gathering tournaments in history and surfaced with these hilarious, yet somehow profound ass crack portraits. Looks like someone summoned Creature - The Friendzoned.
When I was 12, revealed to my mommy that I don’t believe in God. She looked at me wild-eyed and screamed, “So when you’re laying there dying on the hospital bed, who is going to save you?? SCIENTISTS?!”